The Zanies - The Mad Scientist

Some lyrics to the song (not mine!)

They say I'm mad
He's mad, he's mad
The man is mad


(...)
Yes, leader?
Bring me ashes form the crematorium
Pour that hot water over there
It's the (...)

Boy, is he nuts...


They said it couldn't be done
They tried to tell me it couldn't be done
They were right
It can't be done

Oh boy, this man
(...)
Oh loonie

Yeah, I told you (...)